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THE NEW ME
BY
MARY MARCUS
Publication Date: May 20, 2014
Number of Pages: 219
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Synopsis:
Harriet is floundering. She`s in her early
forties, her kids have gone to college, her marriage feels empty, her
cable TV cooking show has lost its sense of inspiration, and she longs
to leave the West Coast for New York. Then one day she meets Lydia, a
gorgeous woman in her late twenties. Lydia reminds her so much of
herself a decade or so past, and her husband, who hardly likes anything,
likes Lydia as well. It slowly dawns on Harriet that Lydia could be the
answer to everything that`s ailing her. All she needs to do is turn
Lydia into "the new me."
Reminiscent of the work of Susan Isaacs and Nora Ephron, THE NEW ME is a
witty, poignant, perceptive, and beautifully written novel about change
and the price of becoming who you want to be.
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EXCERPT
It’s
not surprising that I met Lydia at yoga. It was the only place I went
regularly other than work and the farmer’s market. She put her mat down
next to mine and we smiled at each other, the way yoga people do.
I took up practicing in the summer before the boys entered their senior
year of high school. I heard it helped you sleep and if I hung around
the house at the dinner hour cooking and serving, the boys and I would
invariably start shrieking at each other. That year, Jules was working
thirty miles away on some show shot on a horse ranch mostly at night.
Wednesday night he was home and he generally spent it in bed with a tray
and the remote control. Once in a while, he and the boys went out to
this revolting Mexican restaurant they all love and I won’t go near.
Otherwise, he was gone except on the weekends when he slept, being
understandably exhausted from the night shoots. Three mornings a week
before dawn, Jules and I would cross paths in the kitchen: me with my
commuter’s mug of café au lait on my way to the cable studio for Healthy
Harriet. Jules on his way to the kitchen for his Irish oatmeal before
hitting the sack. (The oatmeal everybody loved was made the night before
in the crockpot by Healthy Harriet.) Looking back it is remarkable how
often Jules landed gigs that either sent him on location or put him in
an entire other stratosphere schedule-wise from the rest of us.
Once I started yoga, I was hooked almost right away and began going into
down dogs in the kitchen and soon handstands against the door that led
to the laundry room. When I took the boys for their college tours, I
remember Googling yoga studios in the towns we visited. Like cooking, it
kept me sane. And gave me something to look forward to. And it wasn’t
solitary like running. I liked the chanting. The bowing and the
“Namaste”—I particularly loved the one chant we repeated three times:
Loca Samasta Sukihino Bhvantu. May all beings everywhere be happy and
free from suffering.
By that point I must have begun to realize subconsciously at least, that
much as I loved him, I was much happier and the boys acted better when
Jules wasn’t around. What a revelation! For years I had been in the
habit of thinking the problem was that Jules was gone most of the time
and we all missed him. Granted we did miss him, especially in those
first few years in LA when they were young and I didn’t know a soul and I
had to start all over again work-wise. Though I do remember sort of
putting it together that the horrible pains that tightened my neck
muscles and sent me to the chiropractor for adjustments only happened
when Jules was at home. When he was around, I not only felt sort of
queasy, I could literally feel the chords of my neck tightening like the
reins of a workhorse. The Jules effect wasn’t a whole lot more
salubrious on the boys. In fact Sam started having the same neck
problems I did. Maybe it was his violin, maybe not. I’m not trying to
say things were perfect between the boys and me. Especially Dan and me.
Certainly we fought when I hung around serving them dinner and when I
fussed like they were ten-year-olds. However, when I stopped doing that
we were much better. I say all this because the combination – of just
leaving them food and not fussing over them realizing I didn’t miss
Jules, realizing they didn’t miss Jules, doing yoga and finally when
they left home and the coast was clear, meeting Lydia – was like finding
the essential fixings for a good stock, and the basis for what I cooked
up. The spontaneous orgasm at yoga probably didn’t hurt either. A
little giftie from the universe, a sort of hey, look, it can happen
again, maybe not in the way you think but it can happen.
Dinnertime yoga in LA – and probably everywhere else too – is primarily
practiced by single and/or divorced women. If I were a guy on the make,
that’s the first place I’d go. Women who do a lot of yoga have great
bodies and I even stopped shouting (except in the shower) when I got
hooked. But the men at yoga are usually few and far between and often
gay. That or AA. It didn’t take me long to discover not only was I one
of the least limber in class, I was also the only woman there who
actually lived with her husband and kids. Certainly my role at home was
quite different than it had been before – the real change had come when
they got their drivers licenses. However, I still considered myself a
mom. And I did what moms do everywhere whether their day jobs are over
or not. I planned the meals, did the shopping, cooked what they liked,
ran the house, showed up at school functions and bought them things,
tried to get them to talk to me . . . and now that they were older
watched for signs of drugs, though I generally avoided signs of sex. A
far cry from the old days when there was all this plus driving, plus
organized sports, music lessons and the rest of it. Since I’m trying to
tell it like it was, did I mind that I wasn’t so fucking central
anymore? Not really. Sometimes I felt wistful for the early years,
particularly when I looked at the lines around my face. But like a lot
of women, I was dead-tired from too many years of doing too much
cooking/managing/scheduling. Yoga gave me a place to go and something to
get good at, though I’ll never be really good at it in the way I would
have been had I started in my twenties.
Randy, who was teaching the night I met Lydia, was a mixed race hunk,
twenty-four years old with blond dreadlocks, golden skin and shoulders
that stretched from east to west.
“Supta Badda Konasana. Lie flat on your back. Put the soles of your feet
together and let your knees relax and sink toward the floor. Good.
Bring your awareness to your groin. And breathe. Breathe!”
I suspect Randy must have had that effect on others because unless you
got there early and put your mat down, you couldn’t get a place. And
too, after it happened to me, I figured it was probably happening at
yoga centers all over the country, and was at least in part responsible
for the huge surge in popularity.
It makes perfect sense, when you’re lying there, soles of the feet
together, thighs spread, breathing into the sex organs that once in a
while someone will get off.
OMMMMMMM!
When the class rang out with the chorus of OM, I’m almost sure I came
forth with an AHHHM. Just for the record, the big O during the big OM
has never happened since then, though I have gotten close a few times.
And I still do yoga almost every day. And I’ll never know whether Lydia
knew what was happening on the mat next to her.
“How often do you come?” she asked in her melodious English voice. Not
of course what she meant, still strangely apposite for the first thing
she said to me.
“Every day if I can. I’m hooked. How about you?”
“I’m a rank beginner.” I’m Lydia, by the way.
“I’m Harriet.”
We didn’t shake hands. We were schlepping our mats and navigating down
the stairs and onto the street. When we hit the lit sidewalk she did a
little start.
“Healthy Harriet!”
I smiled.
“You taught me to make brown rice with mung beans, carrots, ginger and ghee.”
“I’m so pleased!” I told her, and it was true. It wasn’t that she
recognized my dubious status as a food network host. It’s the feeling
that right away, this beautiful obviously highly intelligent creature
with the gorgeous English accent seemed to approve of me and get me. And
the feeling was mutual.
“Good old mung!” I replied. “I’ve got that cooking at home in the rice cooker.”
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Meet the Author
Mary Marcus
was born and raised in Louisiana but left for New York after graduating
from Tulane. She worked for many years in the advertising and fashion
industries for Neiman Marcus, Vogue, Lancôme, Faberge, and San Rio Toys
where she worked on the Hello Kitty brand. Marcus’ short fiction has
appeared in North Atlantic Review, Karamu, Fiction, Jewish Women’s
Literary Journal and The New Delta Review among others. She lives in Los
Angeles and the East End of Long Island.
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Praise for Mary Marcus and The New Me
“The New Me by Mary Marcus is a revelation. Like Joan Didion she brings
to life the nuance and emotion of a sometimes-dysfunctional family life
in Southern California with a jaundiced view of Hollywood in her
peripheral vision. Like Williams Carlos Williams she knows that precise
observation of details can illuminate great depth. Part baby-boom prose
poem, part woman’s rebirth, The New Me is alternately hilarious and
heartbreaking and ultimately hopeful. What a cool first novel!”
– Danny Goldberg, author of Bumping Into Geniuses
“The New Me is funny, poignant and deftly written. It is a relatable
story that beats with a pulse of a modern marriage paradigm and provides
cringe-worthy moments that simultaneously delight and distress. This
book made me uncomfortable in all the best ways. I couldn’t put it
down.”
– Moira Walley-Beckett, Writer/Co-Executive Producer of Breaking Bad
“So you think it’s all sun, surf and smiles. Mary Marcus shows you the
dark side of the California dream. A sadly eloquent, painfully honest
account of how a mystery woman intrudes on a marriage growing
melancholy. Reader beware: you might find yourself in these pages.”
– Heywood Gould, author of Cocktail, Fort Apache The Bronx, Greenlight For Murder
“Mary Marcus expertly illuminates the world of a lived marriage in this
inspired novel. With careful nuance and dark humor in her back pocket,
she raises questions women might not dare ask themselves. The New Me
will give the old you something to think about. A real treat.” – Rachel
Eddey, author of Running of the Bride
“This well-written, poignant story is totally intriguing.”
– Chicklit Club
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